Burrito Bet 2.0

Last NFL season I said the Jaguars would beat the Colts in week 1.

This year I said the Texans would beat the Jaguars week 1.

I’m up two burritos!

States of Mind

One memory/thought about each state I've visited

NJ Born & Raised

PA streaked at Pocono raceway

NY gave a cigarette to Chuck Liddell (was drunk, could have been a doppelganger)

DE DeePee Dough @ UDel

VA first state I moved to

MD Seacrets

NC Sleeping at Charlotte Motor speedway mid-race

SC trying to take a nap @ Myrtle Beach with my suitcase

GA Met DJ Nasty at the bus station (i think)

FL Spring Break AL "I've been there" (Don't remember it)

MS Look at AL for details ^

LA New Orleans drinking tours

TX Missed a flight in Dallas

NM "so this is New Mexico? Cool."

AR "what's a Texarkana?"

OK just passing through

AZ shot firearms at the side of a mountain

NV Never placed a bet in Vegas

UT "this place is better than advertised"

CA I like Sacramento

CO slept in a post office

KS "Eastern Kansas isn't flat, my whole life is a lie"

MO dead armadillo everywhere

TN got a speeding ticket

KY maybe the speeding ticket was in Kentucky?

IN Mug N Bun Tenderloin sandwich

OH slept in my car in a McDonalds parking lot before a job interview

WV Wheeling Island Flood Memorial Wall

IL slept in an art gallery

IA Korn concert in a cornfield

CT Sheets of plywood could hit you on the highway

RI I went but I don't know why

VT Mt. Snow

MA "Maybe I'll visit Boston one day?"

Honorable mention: I could have been in New Hampshire but I was too drunk to know it and/or I was sleeping while someone else drove, so it doesn't count.

When they ask, I answer..